This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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