just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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