I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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