Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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