But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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