I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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