I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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