yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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