So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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