What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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