been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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