yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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