oh god the rape fog is back!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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