no, he came in my armpit
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
