So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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