Three words: puerto rican gang bang
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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