I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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