Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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