Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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