is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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