dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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