the day after is always just damage control
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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