Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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