Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
handjob tips. give me some.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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