whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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