We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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