So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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