that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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