Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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