I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
i now understand why vodka
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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