is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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