he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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