...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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