Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i out mim tonsoeep
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