wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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