Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
wow bdsm is so cute
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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