Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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