Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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