So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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