Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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