I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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