You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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