I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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