And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
