I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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