Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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