But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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