What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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