I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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