but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
