susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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