Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just forgot I was standing up.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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